Wife Got Her Revenge On Husband Who Wouldn’t Stop Farting Loudly Every Morning

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Everyone knows someone that loves to play practical jokes. Whether it will be “that guy” at work, or a friend we had in school, practical jokers are there to make our lives just a little bit better.

Well, the practical joker in this man’s life was his own wife. Not that she enjoyed doing practical jokes regularly, but she was annoyed at him for farting very loudly every morning.
The noise would wake her up, and the smell would make her eyes water, and it happened every morning. She would plead him every morning to stop doing it because she hated it, but he told her that he couldn’t stop and it was perfectly natural.

He continued to do it for years, and he wouldn’t stop.
One morning, as she was preparing the turkey for dinner and he was still upstairs sleeping, she got an idea. She took the bowl where she had put the turkey innards and neck, gizzard, liver, and all the spare parts, went inside their bedroom, and put the turkey innards inside her husband’s shorts.

Sometime later she heard her husband waking up with his usual trumpeting, followed up with a horrifying scream as he ran to the bathroom.

She rolled on the floor laughing with tears in her eyes, and she was happy she got him after all those years.

He came downstairs after a few minutes and told her: “Honey, you were right. All these years you have warned me that I would fart my guts out and I didn’t listen to you.

She asked him: “What do you mean?”

He said: “Today I finally happened. But thank God, with the help of some Vaseline and these two fingers, I think I got most of them back”.